Great Bachelor party toasts

• Drink, my buddies, drink with discerning, Wedlock's a lane where there is no turning; Never was owl more blind than lover; Drink and be merry, lads; and think it over.


• I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. Here's to you, my friend for overlooking the cliches and getting the wife we all dream of.


• May you see each other through many dark days,
  and make all the rest a little brighter.


• May all your ups and downs
  come only in the bedroom.


• May I see you grey
  And combing your grandchildren's hair.


• Here's to a sweetheart, a bottle, and a friend.
  The first beautiful, the second full, the last ever faithful.


• May you have food and raiment,
  A soft pillow for your head,
  May you be forty years in heaven
  Before the devil knows you're dead.


• May your troubles be less
  And your blessings be more.
  And nothing but happiness
  Come through your door.


• May you have:
  No frost on your spuds,
  No worms on your cabbage.
  May your goat give plenty of milk.
  And if you inherit a donkey,
  May she be in foal.


• May there always be work for your hands to do.
  May your purse always hold a coin or two.
  May the sun always shine warm on your windowpane.
  May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain.
  May the hand of a friend always be near you.
  And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.


• Here's to a sweetheart, a bottle, and a friend.
  The first beautiful, the second full, the last ever faithful.


• Here's to living single and drinking double.